Concrete Shoes are a creative and fun way of "takin' care of business!" Got a pesky neighbor who won't leave you alone? How about an annoying contractor who can't be bothered to pay on time? Leave a pair of these bad boys on their doorstep and show them you're not foolin' around! One size fits all; no assembly required. Available in the following colors:

• "You've got the wrong guy" Blue
• "Can't we work something out?" Grey
• "Let me go grab my wallet" Tan
• "I'll never do it again" Black

Disclaimer: We do not actually sell or make concrete shoes. We just all have incredibly dark senses of humor here.